This was probably the lowest-dollar faggot I've ever used, but since it's my first time back in over two years, I'll consider it a warm-up.  It's still amusing to watch faggots make fools of themselves - and to pay for the privilege.  lol...  The fag didn't want his "real" username on here, so I've given him a better name that he fully deserves:  stoopid fag. [4:10:28 PM] stoopid fag: I'm around now, Sir [4:10:53 PM] HumiliatingYou: Ah, good.  What's on that little mind of yours lately? [4:11...

"“It systematically hunts down every one of your personal files– documents, databases, spreadsheets, photos, videos and music collections – and encrypts them with military-grade encryption and only the crooks can open it,” said Chester Wisniewski, a senior security advisor at Sophos.  Even though it’s infected, your computer. keeps working normally; you just can’t access any of your personal files." http://www.today.com/money/nasty-new-malware-locks-your-files-forever-unless-you-pay-8C11511655...

Been awhile since I've posted one of my chats.  It still cracks me up when these jackasses IM me out of the blue like this...   dumbfag130301: Hello SIR. AndYouLookStupid: Hello idiot. dumbfag130301: How are You SIR? ...

One of my favorites losers is some dork in Canada who gets off on buying my garbage.  Today, he bought an apple core ($15), half of an english muffin ($10), and a crusty paper towel that I used yesterday to wipe up my cum ($20).  Oh - and shipping for $10.  lol...  What a fuckin dickwad.   faggot AC: Hello Sir AndYouLookStupid: Hey dipshit.  What's up? faggot AC: hello Sir! ...

Spent about 30 minutes talking to this depraved faggot from New York City.  He wants to make money for me on Craigslist.  How much should I charge guys for his hole?  10 bucks - maybe?  lol...

This moron has been chatting me up for months.  I usually don't waste much time with him because he's essentially a broke faggot, but once in a while I do get something out of him.     Pushover Foot Loser: Would You allow it to give You a few dollars more, Perfect Superior? It recently came into a windfall, and could use the cash, but... AndYouLookStupid: Sure, jackass.  Send it as an Amazon Gift Card to:  [email protected] Pushover Foot Loser: Guess I'll eat stale bread for another week. ...

If only every faggot could be this entertaining...     faggot_dm: hi SIR AndYouLookStupid: lol..  I'm still laughing about our conversation the other day. faggot_dm: and You get that i am a scumhole ...

Here's my latest chat with faggot_dm.  Usually he spends his time (and money) talking about all of the assholes he's licked.  Recently, he tried a new sex act.  It didn't work out so well for him.  LOL ******************************************************************************************************************************* faggot_dm: hi SIR AndYouLookStupid: Hey stupid!  I wondered what happened to you. faggot_dm: i got crazy busy at work, and then my urge to be a loser got too strong a...

How pathetic.  This faggot said he was looking for "friends", so he paid me $80 to watch and encourage him to get high.  Moron.   And then the dumbass passed out after about 30 minutes.  lol...     party fag: just feeling like an addict fagtard AndYouLookStupid: LOL.  I'm sure you're just being yourself. party fag: exactly ...

There's so many stupid faggots out there, I can't keep track of them, but here's one of my latest conversations with one of them: another dumb fag: Wow, hvnt seen You online in awhile! AndYouLookStupid: Been busy. AndYouLookStupid: Missed me? another dumb fag: Well I've noticed Your name on my list & wonder abt You, yes...I think Your absence made Hou irresistible to contact. ...

Here are some excerpts from my conversation with the dumb French faggot (living in Belgium) named 'fagbru".  (Stupid name, by the way.  Ha.) fagbru: i think you have the best attitude fagbru: what will be for you the best use of money slave AndYouLookStupid: I'd use your money to buy something for my truck - either an accessory or a tank of gas.   fagbru: great ...

In this conversation, "Bxxxx" is his name, "Mxxx" is my name.  It's long, but since I've gotten positive feedback from loser slaves on my conversations, I figured I'd post the whole thing. faggot_bw: hello Sir AndYouLookStupid: Hey asshole. AndYouLookStupid: What's up with you? faggot_bw: my dick, whenever i chat with You AndYouLookStupid: lol... Typical. You should jack off with Ben Gay. AndYouLookStupid: I'd even buy it for you with the money left on the gift card you sent me. faggot_bw: lol...