If only every faggot could be this entertaining... 
faggot_dm: hi SIR
AndYouLookStupid: lol.. I'm still laughing about our conversation the other day.
faggot_dm: and You get that i am a scumhole
AndYouLookStupid: Stick with me, homo. I'll make sure you stay stupid.
faggot_dm: i am thinking about starting to whore myself out as an asslicker again SIR, it has been too long
AndYouLookStupid: Are you going to run that $5 special again? lol...
faggot_dm: hmmm i had not thought that far ahead, depends how desperate i get to get my tongue in a hole SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Here's how you decide: When other guys stop telling you that your breath smells like shit, that's when you need to lower your price. haha
faggot_dm: well i do use mouthwash inbetween SIR to please the clients
AndYouLookStupid: That's probably a good idea. I guess as long as your brain is marinating in sperm, that's what matters.
faggot_dm: You do not by any chance have somewhere in your inbox a copy of the old advertisement that you helped me with back in the day do you SIR?
AndYouLookStupid: Yep, I probably do, faggot. But that'll cost ya.
faggot_dm: understood SIR. also befor ei forget- i am going to Folsom Europe in sept, maybe i could set up an asscleaning station out of my hotel room for guys who need a quick refreshening! SIR
AndYouLookStupid: lol... I think that's an excellent idea, shitsucker.
faggot_dm: i wonder what websit ei could do that on which would get a good response SIR
AndYouLookStupid: You might even be able to charge them. I suggest $1 per cleaning. You could use the practice.
faggot_dm: ithink that is perfectly reasonable SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Aside from Craigslist, I think Recon would be a good one for you.
AndYouLookStupid: "Asshole Cleanings, $1" "or 50 cents if you just took a shit" lol...
faggot_dm: i could just say "tips appreciated" instead of a price SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah, I'd give you a tip: "Shove your tongue further up there, fag"
AndYouLookStupid: And give discounts for dirty shitholes.
faggot_dm: i will do as You advise SIR, that will be the headline "discounts for dirty holes! " SIR
AndYouLookStupid: And they should fuckin charge YOU if you suck their cocks.
faggot_dm: i am pretty lucky to get a cock SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Ha. I bet. You prefer asshole anyway, right?
faggot_dm: i have a hard time deciding between the two SIR
AndYouLookStupid: lol.. Yeah, too much for your brain to handle, I'm sure.
faggot_dm: i prefer t do as i am told, put my mouth where i am instructed SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Good faggot. No need for you to think. That could be dangerous.
AndYouLookStupid: Don't want to hurt your head.
faggot_dm: hmm, i am looking at the "masterscash" site right now, definitely never siogned up there, but i like the format SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah, I like it a lot.
AndYouLookStupid: Send me a gift, faggot. I want to show off to the guys there again.
faggot_dm: ok SIR do i get some therapy as well SIR?
AndYouLookStupid: Sure. Hold on.
AndYouLookStupid: Okay homo.
faggot_dm: ok SIR should i send to "[email protected]"?
AndYouLookStupid: Yep. Make it 40.
AndYouLookStupid: I've got to take a dump, but I'll wait for you to call.
faggot_dm: ok SIR will send 40
faggot_dm: sent SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Alright. You can call now.
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faggot_dm: thanks SIR- have to run to do some work, but will look for You later SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Good.
AndYouLookStupid: Have a good day, turdbreath.
faggot_dm: thanks SIR i will try my best given that i am gross SIR
AndYouLookStupid: I know. You really should do a porn scene for me.
faggot_dm: i would think about it SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Good. I'd love to make you famous.
faggot_dm: i bet SIR!
faggot_dm: maybe two guys taking turns drilling my face SIR
AndYouLookStupid: And I'd enjoy making money off of your humiliation.
faggot_dm: of course! SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Would you want to get paid or would you do it for free?
faggot_dm: i think it would be hot to get paid, but only a very small amount SIR
faggot_dm: or if its a legal issue then free is fine SIR
AndYouLookStupid: No legal issues either way. Of course, I'd rather pay you nothing, but I'm flexible.
faggot_dm: what if it is like 25 dollars SIR?
AndYouLookStupid: lol.. That's a good amount.
AndYouLookStupid: I'll even take you to Burger King for dinner.
faggot_dm: hilariously…. i only eat organic SIR
AndYouLookStupid: I guess eating assholes is organic. lol...
AndYouLookStupid: Okay, fag. Later.
faggot_dm: bye SIR