In this conversation, "Bxxxx" is his name, "Mxxx" is my name. It's long, but since I've gotten positive feedback from loser slaves on my conversations, I figured I'd post the whole thing.
faggot_bw: hello Sir
AndYouLookStupid: Hey asshole.
AndYouLookStupid: What's up with you?
faggot_bw: my dick, whenever i chat with You
AndYouLookStupid: lol... Typical. You should jack off with Ben Gay.
AndYouLookStupid: I'd even buy it for you with the money left on the gift card you sent me.
faggot_bw: lol
AndYouLookStupid: Maybe get you a cumcumber to shove up your ass too. Use the Ben Gay as lube.
faggot_bw: andyoulookstupid: Funny. I just took a dump before I logged on. And now the first thing I see is a message from you. How appropriate.
AndYouLookStupid: You liked that, huh?
faggot_bw: fuck yeah
faggot_bw: You treat me like shit anyways
AndYouLookStupid: Won't be long before I start associating the smell of shit with your name.
AndYouLookStupid: Instead of saying, "It smells like shit", I'll start saying, "It smells like Bxxxxx".
faggot_bw: oh fuck!!!
AndYouLookStupid: I'll start a campaign to change the meaning of "Bxxxxx" - sort of like the meaning of "Santorum" changed.
AndYouLookStupid:
faggot_bw: lol
faggot_bw: and how about Your name
AndYouLookStupid: What about it?
faggot_bw: instead of the gold standard..........one Mxxx=$100
AndYouLookStupid:
AndYouLookStupid: I want to see you do something stupid, Bxxxxx.
faggot_bw: like?
AndYouLookStupid: Load up my gas card again - with one Mxxx.
AndYouLookStupid: It's only one.
faggot_bw: but that's not stupid
faggot_bw: its beautiful
AndYouLookStupid: lol... Depends on your perspective, but hey, if you think it's a beautiful thing to do, then you can do it every fuckin day for all I care.
AndYouLookStupid: What's beautiful is watching the tailpipe on my truck turn one Mxxx into fumes.
AndYouLookStupid: One vaporized Mxxx.
AndYouLookStupid: lol
AndYouLookStupid: I'll take a picture of it for you. You can blow it up and hang it on your wall - at work.
faggot_bw: Mxxx=$100 Bxxxxx=shit
AndYouLookStupid: Yep. Bxxxxx = One Big Zero.
AndYouLookStupid: It has a number of meanings.
AndYouLookStupid: We'll change the word "zero" to "Bxxxxx".
faggot_bw: and "Mxxx" to "God"
AndYouLookStupid: You got that right. Now count from Bxxxxx to Ten: Bxxxxx, One, Two, Three, etc.
faggot_bw: Bxxxxx
faggot_bw: one
faggot_bw: two
AndYouLookStupid: lol
faggot_bw: three
faggot_bw: four
faggot_bw: five
faggot_bw: six
faggot_bw: seven
faggot_bw: eight
faggot_bw: nine
faggot_bw: ten
AndYouLookStupid: It's no wonder you work in a court. In one of your past lives, you must have been a professional Court Jester.
faggot_bw: no doubt
AndYouLookStupid: lol
AndYouLookStupid: Come up with a way to make me laugh, Jester.
faggot_bw: You come first in the pecking order
faggot_bw: Mxxx
faggot_bw: then Bxxxxx's friends
faggot_bw: Bxxxxx's family
AndYouLookStupid: Then give me something I can take to the BANK.
faggot_bw: sure
faggot_bw: what?
AndYouLookStupid: Hmmm.... Paypal, Target, Shell Gas... What else have we done?
AndYouLookStupid: Oh yeah... Amazon.
faggot_bw: love amazon
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah, I do too. So does my address: [email protected]
AndYouLookStupid: Go ahead and jump, Jester.
faggot_bw: fuck yeah Sir
AndYouLookStupid: Make a fool of yourself for me.
faggot_bw: with amazonpayments?
AndYouLookStupid: That's a good start.
AndYouLookStupid: Oh wait..
AndYouLookStupid: No, the gift card is better.
AndYouLookStupid: Some faggot fucked up my Amazon Payments account a few months ago.
faggot_bw: ok sent it Sir
AndYouLookStupid: lol.. Now jump up and down and giggle like an idiot.
AndYouLookStupid: Just hope the gift card doesn't smell like shit when I receive it. lol
AndYouLookStupid: Good thing they haven't invented aromatic email yet.
faggot_bw: lol
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah, imagine if email smelled like the person sending it. haha
faggot_bw: omg
AndYouLookStupid: You could torture someone by sending emails to someone. Make their whole house smell like shit.
faggot_bw: what a thought
AndYouLookStupid: See. Even when you're a turd, you have some power.
AndYouLookStupid: I bet your favorite color is brown. haha
faggot_bw: haha
AndYouLookStupid: You should start wearing brown clothes to work every day.
AndYouLookStupid: No one has to know why.
AndYouLookStupid: But you'll know when you look at yourself in the mirror.
faggot_bw: You have such contempt for me
AndYouLookStupid: Deservedly so.
faggot_bw: did You get the GC?
AndYouLookStupid: Not yet, but I'll force Gmail to 'retrieve'.
AndYouLookStupid: hold on.
AndYouLookStupid: Hmm.. Not coming in yet.
AndYouLookStupid: Hopefully you didn't fuck it up.
AndYouLookStupid: lol
faggot_bw: no i sent it
faggot_bw: Order Placed:
May 12, 2012
View Order Details | View Invoice
Order Number: 102-xxxxxxx-xxxxxxx
Gift Card
To: Status: Amount:
[email protected] Sent $100.00
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you did, Jester.
AndYouLookStupid: That's okay. I get to enjoy the anticipation of you looking stupid even longer.
faggot_bw: sent one $Mxxx$
AndYouLookStupid: lol... Good work, clownface.
AndYouLookStupid: I was just trying to picture what a Bxxxxx Dollar Bill would look like.
AndYouLookStupid: It would have zeros in the corners, and a picture of your face being shoved in a toilet.
AndYouLookStupid:
AndYouLookStupid: Could be used as a gag gift all over the world.
faggot_bw: 100 barries = 1 $Mxxx$
AndYouLookStupid: Actually, it should be 10,000 bxxxxxx.
AndYouLookStupid: Instead of being equal to zero, we could replace the penny with a Bxxxxx.
AndYouLookStupid: Most people step on them when they see them on the street, so it would be perfect.
faggot_bw: You say the hottest things
AndYouLookStupid: And if people find a Bxxxxx on the street that's face up, it'll be considered bad luck.
faggot_bw: how does it feel knowing You can IM or text me and get what You want?
faggot_bw: must be great being You
AndYouLookStupid: I can? Man, I should try that then - rather than waiting for you to IM me.
AndYouLookStupid: When I was out for dinner with a friend the other night, I could have texted you with a copy of the bill and had you pay for it.
faggot_bw: fuck yeah
AndYouLookStupid: That'd be fuckin funny.
AndYouLookStupid: I'd say to my friends as they reach for the bill, "No, don't do that. Just watch!"
AndYouLookStupid: Take a picture of the bill, and within 5 minutes, I get a message from you that says, "Paid, Sir."
faggot_bw: awesome
AndYouLookStupid: And if anyone hesitates to order dessert or another drink, I'll say, "Nah, go ahead. Bxxxxx will take care of it."
faggot_bw: awesome
faggot_bw: yup
AndYouLookStupid: lol... Got the Amazon gift card, jackass - uh, I mean, Bxxxxx.
AndYouLookStupid: That was really brilliant of you.
faggot_bw: thanks
AndYouLookStupid: Oh sure. My compliments are cheap. I don't mind giving them to you.
AndYouLookStupid: I would say that you're working for me, but I think you prefer the drama of looking like a jackass once in a while.
faggot_bw: both
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah?
faggot_bw: yeah
AndYouLookStupid: So when you're at work, do you ever think about the idea of your paycheck going to someone else?
faggot_bw: only a jackass would think that
AndYouLookStupid: lol.. Well, if the term fits...
AndYouLookStupid: How about public humiliation? Do you like that idea, or do you prefer private humiliation like this?
faggot_bw: i love Your humiliation like this
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah, that's what I thought. As far as I know, you wouldn't want your picture posted on the internet along with your payments, right?
faggot_bw: do You have a blog?
AndYouLookStupid: No, but I've thought about starting one.
faggot_bw: that's the only way i would like
AndYouLookStupid: With pictures of you or without?
faggot_bw: if it was Your blog pics are fine
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah, but the world would be able to look at it.
faggot_bw: caveat: "sorry folks, Bxxxxx is owned by me so he pays only me"
AndYouLookStupid: Or: "Some people were born to be laughed at. Bxxxxx's one of 'em.."
AndYouLookStupid: I'd like to see you working at a gas station.
AndYouLookStupid: I'd drive in to have you fill my tank, and then laugh as you use your credit card to pay for it.
faggot_bw: whoa thats hot
AndYouLookStupid: Then tell other guys to do the same thing.
AndYouLookStupid: We'd come up with a "Bxxxxx Pass".
faggot_bw: nah i just wanna pay You
AndYouLookStupid: lol... That's fine with me, jackass!
AndYouLookStupid: No Bxxxxx Pass required then.
faggot_bw: nah all You gotta say is "i was just taking a shit"
faggot_bw: and i thought of you
AndYouLookStupid: You'd probably enjoy watching the numbers fly by on the tank as you're filling it up.
AndYouLookStupid: The whole station would probably smell like shit if you worked there, Bxxxxx. haha
faggot_bw: hey Mxxx, i am serious, just text me when You want something
AndYouLookStupid: Tell me your number. I can't remember if you've given it to me before.
faggot_bw: xxxxxxxxxx
AndYouLookStupid: This'll be a riot. I'll take a picture of stuff and send it to you, and then expect the payment ASAP.
AndYouLookStupid: I was going to tell you to fill up my Shell Bucks card - I was even going to put a label on it that says "My Bxxxxx Pass" instead of "My Shell Bucks", but maybe I should just take a picture of the fuckin gas pump and text it to you.
faggot_bw: get my text?
AndYouLookStupid: Haven't looked. Hold on.
AndYouLookStupid: You don't even have my cell phone number, do you? There's nothing there.
faggot_bw: what # is this? xxx-xxx-xxxx
AndYouLookStupid: Ah, that's my home phone.
faggot_bw: oh ok
AndYouLookStupid: What were you sending?
faggot_bw: just a text that i love paying You
AndYouLookStupid: lol... You can send that note every time you get a bill from me.
faggot_bw: k
AndYouLookStupid: ShopBxxxxx.com
AndYouLookStupid: lol
faggot_bw: not bad
AndYouLookStupid: It'll be a place to post the bills I send you.
AndYouLookStupid: or BxxxxxPays.com
AndYouLookStupid:
AndYouLookStupid: BxxxxxBucks.com
AndYouLookStupid: I think I like that one.
faggot_bw: when i was a member of mastersjustice i loved reading Your shouts about all the losers who paid You
AndYouLookStupid: Really? That's good to hear. I never know if anyone's reading those things.
faggot_bw: fucking jackasses
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah, they're all morons.
faggot_bw: me? a lurker?
faggot_bw: i don't think so
AndYouLookStupid: I should start a club.
faggot_bw: i am a payer for sure
faggot_bw: i was there as 'loser' that's where we first hooked up
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah, that goes without saying...
AndYouLookStupid: I'll just think of you as Bxxxxx Bucks. You should fuckin change your name legally.
AndYouLookStupid: Tell me this: Does Bxxxxx Bucks have a daily limit - or a per use limit?
faggot_bw: something we can discuss
faggot_bw: xxx-xxx-xxxx
AndYouLookStupid: I don't call for free, asshole.
faggot_bw: well i don't do this on a daily basis
faggot_bw: i would be bankrupt
AndYouLookStupid: lol
AndYouLookStupid: Then let's do it!
AndYouLookStupid: If you want to talk, the rule is: 20 for 10.
faggot_bw: paypal amazon other
faggot_bw: ?
AndYouLookStupid: PayPal if you need to talk soon. But send it as a gift or you'll be penalized.
AndYouLookStupid: Amazon if you're not in a hurry.
faggot_bw: but if we talk how do i know You won't convince me to pay You even more?
AndYouLookStupid: Ha. You won't.
AndYouLookStupid: or, I mean, you don't.
AndYouLookStupid: It's simple: You pay, you call, and we talk. After 10 minutes, I hang up on you. If you need more time, we repeat the cycle.
faggot_bw: understood
faggot_bw: is Your paypal still [email protected] ?
AndYouLookStupid: Yep.
faggot_bw: ok
faggot_bw: seny
faggot_bw: sent
AndYouLookStupid: Alright. xxx-xxx-xxxx
faggot_bw: got a message saying not accepting calls from my #
AndYouLookStupid: Are you blocking your ID?
faggot_bw: Shell bucks
AndYouLookStupid: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
AndYouLookStupid: Shell Bucks number
AndYouLookStupid: http://refill.royalcarts.com/ccRefillHomeNew.aspx
faggot_bw: lol already way ahead of You
faggot_bw: how much?
AndYouLookStupid: One Mxxx.
AndYouLookStupid: Normally I go to a cheaper gas station than Shell, but since I'm using Bxxxxx Bucks, well...
AndYouLookStupid: WTFC
AndYouLookStupid: Who The Fuck Cares.
faggot_bw: You are soooo fucking awesome
AndYouLookStupid: I know.
AndYouLookStupid: By the way, bigger tires will decrease my mileage, so I think I'll have you pay for the biggest, baddest tires I can find.
faggot_bw: Mxxx You are so fucking hot after i finish i may beg to call You again
AndYouLookStupid: Works for me, Jester.
faggot_bw: Bill To:
faggot_bw
xxxx xxxxxx Street #xx
xxxxxx xxxxx, NY xxxxx
UNITED STATES Ship To: Hot Mxxx xxxxxx
Name
Options Price Quantity Ext. Price
Refill Value 100
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxx $100.00 1 $100.00
Product Subtotal: $100.00
Shipping: $0.00
Handling: $0.00
Invoice Total: $100.00
AndYouLookStupid: Nice job.
faggot_bw: i added the Mxxx xxxxxxx part
AndYouLookStupid: lol... "Hot Mxxx xxxxxxx"
faggot_bw: haha
AndYouLookStupid: I'll show it to my neighbors. (Just jokin.)
AndYouLookStupid: I'll say, "Hey, look! Some xxxxxx in NYC thinks I'm hot!"
faggot_bw: fuck yeah
AndYouLookStupid: I'm sure they'll be impressed.
faggot_bw: You have a hot sexy voice
faggot_bw: makes me do anything
faggot_bw: haha
AndYouLookStupid: Thanks. And you sounded exactly the way I thought you would.
faggot_bw: wont call You too often because of that
AndYouLookStupid: Nah, it's okay.
AndYouLookStupid: I won't hurt you, Bxxxxx Bucks.
faggot_bw: sure You would
AndYouLookStupid: Well, okay, yeah, I might.
AndYouLookStupid: But it would be for a good cause: My entertainment.
AndYouLookStupid: Oh, and my PayPal account balance - of course.
faggot_bw: i'm sure
AndYouLookStupid: I want to hear about how you get off. Does it ever happen while you're in the middle of sending cash?
faggot_bw: yeah especially when You tell me what You have planned for me OR when You remote and take stuff
AndYouLookStupid: Hmm... So when I plan on going to dinner, I should send you a link to the restaurant's menu, or if I'm going to buy something big, I should send you a picture of it beforehand.
faggot_bw: that would be awesome
AndYouLookStupid: And we've never done remote before, but we should do it sometime - maybe when we're talking on the phone.
faggot_bw: nice
faggot_bw: OR
AndYouLookStupid: Would you like to see the tires you're going to buy?
faggot_bw: when we are on phone convince me to give up some info like pw or ss
faggot_bw: fuck yeah would love to see them
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faggot_bw: they look expensive
faggot_bw: haha
AndYouLookStupid: About $300 each.
AndYouLookStupid: You may need a credit card for that one. lol
faggot_bw: i know
AndYouLookStupid: But yeah, I'd like to take your Teamviewer password from you over the phone and log in while you're watching.
faggot_bw: yeah that would be awesome
AndYouLookStupid: And you'll be paying the usual rate for the call, of course.
faggot_bw: of course
faggot_bw: well if You are remoting You can go to paypal and reload the 20 haha
AndYouLookStupid: True. Keep you on the phone all fuckin night.
faggot_bw: omg
AndYouLookStupid: I'll say, "May as well keep talking, Bxxxxx. You've just paid for the next hour!"
faggot_bw: that makes me cream
AndYouLookStupid: And then I'll put the phone down and just let you blather on...
faggot_bw: lol
AndYouLookStupid: Go get something to eat...
AndYouLookStupid: Maybe take a nap...
AndYouLookStupid: lol
faggot_bw: lol
AndYouLookStupid: That 80 I took from you through PayPal just doesn't seem right to me.
AndYouLookStupid: 8/10 of a Mxxx...
faggot_bw: hmmmm
AndYouLookStupid: Does it look incomplete to you?
faggot_bw: yes
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah, me too.
AndYouLookStupid: Fix it up, will ya
AndYouLookStupid: If you do it, I'll even be willing to tell you how nice it looks over the phone.
faggot_bw: wow
faggot_bw: nice
AndYouLookStupid: Put this on your iPhone: https://personal.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/?cmd=_render-content&content_ID=Mxxxeting_us/mobile_payments
faggot_bw: yes i saw that
faggot_bw: thanks
AndYouLookStupid: No problem. Just another option for us.
faggot_bw: yup
AndYouLookStupid: You're probably not stupid enough to lose track of the payments you've sent, but some guys are.
faggot_bw: love the thought of You making money off the tires: 1500 from paypal
faggot_bw: 1500 from eBay
AndYouLookStupid: Some guys even contact me only when they're drunk or high. You can imagine what they're like...
faggot_bw: 1500 from buying them with cc
AndYouLookStupid: Fuck yeah.
AndYouLookStupid: Pay for 'em three times, loser.
faggot_bw: that gets me really hard
faggot_bw: damn
AndYouLookStupid: Or I'll just keep adding accessories to the truck and you can pay for it all.
faggot_bw: lol
AndYouLookStupid: And then buy a new one when I wear that one out.
faggot_bw: k
AndYouLookStupid: You can be my "transportation whore".
faggot_bw: fuck yeah i just paid for Your gas
AndYouLookStupid: Send you my auto insurance bills, gas bills, repair bills..
faggot_bw: we can pay Your insurance online i am sure
AndYouLookStupid: Yep, we can. Great idea.
AndYouLookStupid: I think I like the idea of you sending them a check, though.
AndYouLookStupid: Making you write out the check seems more humiliating.
faggot_bw: fuck yeah
AndYouLookStupid: And mailing it.
AndYouLookStupid: And paying for the fuckin stamp! lol
faggot_bw: love the way You think
AndYouLookStupid: So many options, Bxxxxx Bucks.
faggot_bw: yup
AndYouLookStupid: Alright. I need to eat. After that, I'll look into setting up your payment plan on PayPal.
faggot_bw: great
faggot_bw: see ya later
AndYouLookStupid: Good to talk with you. You know I'm being sincere.
faggot_bw: me too
AndYouLookStupid: Oh yeah, I'm sure.
faggot_bw: ok i am
AndYouLookStupid: Okay, stupid. Great. Glad to hear it.
faggot_bw: wouldn't it be funny after 4 /12 months of me paying 10 a day
AndYouLookStupid: lol... Are you kidding?!
AndYouLookStupid: Oh, I thought you said it WOULDN'T be funny...
faggot_bw: yeah i did
faggot_bw: then You decide You want the cc
faggot_bw: haha
AndYouLookStupid: lol...
AndYouLookStupid: Alright. We'll try to keep it interesting, whatever path we take.
faggot_bw: sounds great
AndYouLookStupid: Alright. Just got another clown IM'ing me. I'll let you rest for awhile.
faggot_bw: k
faggot_bw: love getting used by You
faggot_bw: 1500 eBay
1500 paypal
1500 discount tire CC
faggot_bw: lol
AndYouLookStupid: lol... You love that idea, don't you.
faggot_bw: fuck yeah
AndYouLookStupid: Getting fiercely financially fucked.
faggot_bw: and i love the cogs in Your brain thinking this fucker is gonna love being taken to the cleaners
AndYouLookStupid: I should have become a loan shark.
faggot_bw: haha
faggot_bw: or an investment banker
faggot_bw: same thing
faggot_bw: haha
AndYouLookStupid: lol.. Actually, I have thought about something like that!
faggot_bw: k
AndYouLookStupid: Mxxx xxxxxxx, CFP
faggot_bw: lol if i had Your ss# i could add You a beneficiary to my 401k
AndYouLookStupid: I'll manage your money, Bxxxxx.
faggot_bw: i'm sure
faggot_bw: haha
AndYouLookStupid: Oh yeah. I'll make sure you get the retirement you deserve.
faggot_bw: lol
AndYouLookStupid: Hope you like dog food.
faggot_bw: go eat before i beg to call You again
AndYouLookStupid: Alright. Just had another fool asking for automatic payments. I can set you both up at the same time.
faggot_bw: whats he payin for?
AndYouLookStupid: Aside from his stupidity?
faggot_bw: haha
faggot_bw: yeah
AndYouLookStupid: Nothing, really. He just likes feeling used. He's usually broke, though.
faggot_bw: k
AndYouLookStupid: I don't waste much time with him.
faggot_bw: understood
AndYouLookStupid: Can't wait to see how you handle multiple payment systems.
AndYouLookStupid: I'll send you a message later after I look into the auto payment plan.
faggot_bw: thank You
AndYouLookStupid: Ha. Sure. Anytime, BB.
faggot_bw: 1500 eBay
1500 paypal
1500 discount tire CC
faggot_bw: so hot
faggot_bw: You make 3000
faggot_bw: haha
AndYouLookStupid: How about if you just send the $4500 and get it over with?!
AndYouLookStupid: lol
faggot_bw: lol
faggot_bw: i like how You'd be taking advantage of me
faggot_bw: making me pay You 1500
faggot_bw: three times
AndYouLookStupid: So, I haven't taken advantage enough yet?
faggot_bw: i ain't calling
faggot_bw: haha
AndYouLookStupid: lol
AndYouLookStupid: To be continued...
faggot_bw: right
faggot_bw: You are not gonna believe this
AndYouLookStupid: What...
faggot_bw: Congratulations!
faggot_bw
You are now a GE Capital cardholder, issued by GE Capital Retail Bank.
Thank you for applying. You will receive your credit card in the mail in 7-10 days.
Your account number is: 6019XXXXXXXXXXXX
Your approved credit line is: $ 1,600
The reference number for this application is: 7XXXXXX
AndYouLookStupid: lol
AndYouLookStupid: What made you apply for it? Couldn't resist the idea, huh?
faggot_bw: i wanna be used all 3 ways be You
AndYouLookStupid: Nice.
AndYouLookStupid: You've gotten off to a great start.
AndYouLookStupid: You're actually ahead of me!
faggot_bw: lol
AndYouLookStupid: You may be able to use it without even talking to the folks at Discount Tire.
faggot_bw: prolly
faggot_bw: lol
AndYouLookStupid: I should get you loaded up with credit cards.
faggot_bw: already have too many
faggot_bw: haha
AndYouLookStupid: You'd be like an alcoholic in a closed bar.
faggot_bw: lol
faggot_bw: ok just wanted to show You the card
AndYouLookStupid: Unable to keep track of them.
faggot_bw: haha
AndYouLookStupid: Alright, glad you did. I'm impressed.
faggot_bw: ok talk later
AndYouLookStupid: Now go dream up some more ways for me to take advantage of you.
faggot_bw: i know
faggot_bw: jeez i must be crazy to apply for cc
faggot_bw has signed out. (5/12/2012 1:27 PM)
Last message received on 5/12 at 1:26 PM
AndYouLookStupid: Here's your subscription link, loser: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
AndYouLookStupid: I should have titled the payment, "Make Mxxx laugh at me every 24 hours".