In the news: Nasty new malware locks your files forever, unless you pay ransom

"“It systematically hunts down every one of your personal files– documents, databases, spreadsheets, photos, videos and music collections – and encrypts them with military-grade encryption and only the crooks can open it,” said Chester Wisniewski, a senior security advisor at Sophos. 

Even though it’s infected, your computer. keeps working normally; you just can’t access any of your personal files."

http://www.today.com/money/nasty-new-malware-locks-your-files-forever-unless-you-pay-8C11511655

Sounds awesome.  Someone get me a copy so I can use it on some stupid faggot.