One of my favorites losers is some dork in Canada who gets off on buying my garbage. Today, he bought an apple core ($15), half of an english muffin ($10), and a crusty paper towel that I used yesterday to wipe up my cum ($20). Oh - and shipping for $10. lol... What a fuckin dickwad.
faggot AC: Hello Sir
AndYouLookStupid: Hey dipshit. What's up?
faggot AC: hello Sir!
AndYouLookStupid: It's your lucky day.
faggot AC: yes Sir!
faggot AC: how are You?
AndYouLookStupid: Very good, as usual. Just aced another accounting exam.
faggot AC: Nice. You study accounting?
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah. I like managing other people's money. :D
faggot AC: :)
AndYouLookStupid: You're in Quebec, right?
faggot AC: yes Sir
faggot AC: Why Sir?
AndYouLookStupid: Too bad. I could have done your taxes for you. I'd do it so that I get a refund deposited directly into my account.
faggot AC: that would be cool
AndYouLookStupid: Of course it would. Anything that transfers cash from an idiot to ME is very cool.
faggot AC: yes Sir
faggot AC: but in this way it goes right under my nose, from the government to You, as if i wasn't even concerned
AndYouLookStupid: Yep, that's what I count on. I'm looking forward to the tax season beginning. A lot of morons don't know how to do their own simple tax returns.
faggot AC: but there are other ways to trnsfer money from me to you
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah, there are. For example, giving me your online banking information would be a awesomely stupid thing for you to do.
AndYouLookStupid: Or your PayPal account info.
faggot AC: indeed
faggot AC: or my credit card info
AndYouLookStupid: Absolutely. Which one of those do you think you have the least control over?
faggot AC: i don't know
faggot AC: my paypal would hurt, cause my bank account and credit cards are linked to it
AndYouLookStupid: Do you have Teamviewer installed on your computer?
faggot AC: yes
AndYouLookStupid: Open it up.
faggot AC: it's opened up
faggot AC: can i see you while you teamview me?
AndYouLookStupid: Sure, faggot. What's your ID and password?
faggot AC: *** *** ***
faggot AC: ****
AndYouLookStupid: lol.. Ah, look. It's dumbo's computer right there for me to see.
faggot AC: yes Sir
AndYouLookStupid: lol... Gee, what a coincidence.
faggot AC: can I see you?
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah, if I can figure out how to do it. Been awhile.
AndYouLookStupid: Happy?
faggot AC: i remember when You used to sell me stuff
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah, I know. You proved that you were really stupid back then.
AndYouLookStupid: I mean - buying used dental floss?
faggot AC: that's lame
faggot AC: would You sell me stuff again?
AndYouLookStupid: Sure. I can probably find some garbage for you.
AndYouLookStupid: Oh look.
AndYouLookStupid: It's a used paper towel that I used yesterday to wipe up my cum.
AndYouLookStupid: On sale now for just $20! Want it?
faggot AC: nice
faggot AC: yes Sir
AndYouLookStupid: Great. I'll help myself, then.
AndYouLookStupid: LOL. Idiot!
AndYouLookStupid: I bet you want some more, don't you.
faggot AC: yes sir
faggot AC: im so stupid
AndYouLookStupid: Ha. Yeah, you are. Hold on.
faggot AC: could You change funding option for my visa next time?
AndYouLookStupid: I've got something you'll love.
AndYouLookStupid: Sure, no problem. I like the idea of charging your credit card better anyway.
AndYouLookStupid: Here's half of an english muffin that I threw away yesterday.
AndYouLookStupid: Stiff as a rock. lol
AndYouLookStupid: And wow - only $10!
faggot AC: what a deal
AndYouLookStupid: Nice, huh? I bet you can't resist a stale english muffin.
AndYouLookStupid: lol
faggot AC: no sir
AndYouLookStupid: Didn't think so.
AndYouLookStupid: lol
AndYouLookStupid: dumb dumb dumb
AndYouLookStupid: Nice job.
AndYouLookStupid: When was the last time you got used? Let me guess - an hour ago?
faggot AC: your use is the best
AndYouLookStupid: lol... Yeah? Why?
faggot AC: i realy love the fact that you treat me like an idiot
faggot AC: thats realy how i feel with you
AndYouLookStupid: You deserve it, buddy. I want you to know how much I (don't) care. lol
AndYouLookStupid: Look what I found - I think this is one of your favorite things.
faggot AC: nice
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah. Old apple cores don't grow on trees, ya know.
AndYouLookStupid: It can be yours for just $15. Don't even worry about saying yes. I know you well enough to know the answer.
AndYouLookStupid: Great job, dipshit!
AndYouLookStupid: You really should be proud of yourself.
AndYouLookStupid: There aren't many faggots who enjoy being turned into fools as much as you.
faggot AC: yes Sir
AndYouLookStupid: Next time I want you to get a piece of clothing from your closet and set it on fire for me.
AndYouLookStupid: lol
faggot AC: yes Sir
AndYouLookStupid: Need some more garbage, ya dumb piece of shit?
faggot AC: i'm fine sir
AndYouLookStupid: Ha. What - did you ejaculate? lol
faggot AC: :P
AndYouLookStupid: Too bad. I was looking forward to sending you a big package of crap.
faggot AC:
AndYouLookStupid: Okay. We're done, then. Now go shove your head in the toilet and flush.
faggot AC: yes Sir
AndYouLookStupid: Later.
faggot AC: by the way I changed address
AndYouLookStupid: Well you didn't pay your shipping charge, so I don't care.
AndYouLookStupid: Have a shitty night.
AndYouLookStupid: Nice doing business with you, as always, asshole.
faggot AC: so i won't get my stuff?
AndYouLookStupid: Send $10 and I'll ship it today. I'm just about to go to the post office anyway.
faggot AC: but You need my address
AndYouLookStupid: Then tell me.
faggot AC: *******************************
AndYouLookStupid: Got it.
AndYouLookStupid: Send the 10, stupid.
faggot AC: I am Sir
faggot AC: it's more efficient when You do it
faggot AC: it's done Sir
AndYouLookStupid: Good job, dickhead.