1) house and car are to be spotless at all times: -----it owns nothing so all its MASTERS property is to be clean and in good order, it never knows when I may show up in that area 2) it will sleep on the floor and sit in the floor as on real ALPHA men use furniture 3) it will eat slave chow twice a day to save money(allowed one regular meal a day but not a high priced meal) 4) it will not spend money on needless thing with out its Master permission! 5)it will begin and end ever statement with ...

In the effort to enlighten you fags, slaves, and other lowlifes on how to stop wasting our, YOU MASTERS, money on food. Here is how to make slave chow! It is VERY simple so most of you should not be able to fuck this up!!! Steel cut outs(or any oats that have to me cooked)...